I would like to give a shout out to Australia for providing us with the funniest Trump headline I have ever seen
god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner
that was the devil
Anonymous asked:
how'd you start catfishing??
angelifter answered:
find a cute girl on social media (i went on insta) that doesn’t have many followers. (anyone could find her if they really tried, but just block anyone who figures u out) download a dating app, I used clover because it’s not that popular but still reliable. just like a ton of guys and set your location to somewhere popular and messages and matches should start flooding in. i got like 100 messages in 10 minutes
reblogging because i just realized it looks like i’m catfishing for fun. IM NOT im trying to get money!!! i don’t enjoy this lmao
hey so i catfish too thanks to this lovely lifter that gave me some tips to get me started. here’s what i’ve been doing! i got clover and plentyoffish. i found a cute girl on tumblr by searching “cam girls” and used her selfies and eventually her nudes after the guys paid for them! i straight up told them when they asked for pics “well they ain’t free baby” and they paid right up! i had them send it to a paypal under the fake name, then i sent that money to my personal paypal and then put it in my bank account so they can’t get the money back. i’m making hella dough rn!
started catfishing using these tips, made $60 in an hour. 10/10
Stores with tags and some clothing checklists.
i ducking love you mamacita 💋💋💋💋
Loves.
